lennon

lennon
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"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"

Pantun Blues Untuk Orang Yang Berak

Ada Gagak Ada Itik
Lepas Berak Tolong Tarikk...!!

...tarik pam daa...!

*cheih.. tak skolah punya orang*

I am craving for a puff!!

Now I wish I am allowed to smoke while reading the Hustler's Diary.

Damn.

This NO SMOKING in the office rule should go. It wastes time. So much more can be squeezed in so little time.

Don't you see how?

1. I can smoke while on the computer and not go to the staircase.
2. I can smoke in the middle of a paperwork and not go to the staircase.
3. I can smoke and read blogs at the same time and not do them separately.
4. I can smoke and blog at the same time and not do them separately.
5. I can answer phone and smoke at the same time.
6. I can smoke while waiting the fucking proposal to print.
7. I can smoke and still close deals.
8. I can smoke and still meet deadlines.
9. ...and a lot more.

Shucks.

Now I have to go to the stairwell and "bakar".

See?

A passing thought and 5 minutes entry : Smoking at half price

Do you smoke?

I do. Small quantities though.

The yearn for a few puff is sometimes strong enough for me to take a break of whatever I am doing and go "bakar".

I notice somehow that after a few puffs, the craving is fulfilled and satisfied but most of time, I am still left with more than half a stick to go. My cravings are usually satisfied with the first few puffs. Talk about the law of diminishing margin; the more you smoke, the lesser satisfaction you derive from it.

Since carrying on smoking would bring no more satisfaction, the half burnt stick would always get stumped and extinguished. Terasa macam membazir la pulak. Kalau ketuk member punya rokok, memang kena marah pasal buang separuh.

Now ciggies costs a bomb now, don't they?

Therefore, I have resorted to smoking m stick up to half, extinguish it, and insert it back into the pack. Later when there is craving again, I get the "half price" stick and continue where I left off.

Now I get full satisfaction from a stick, and a quicker way to unhealthiness.

Oh, and I smoke Sempoerna Menthol by the way.

Resolution Blues

Blardy EFf..

I am thinking I am having a lot to be resoluting about but I am not able to be thinking at the moment.

Merde...

Hookay..let's start with one.

1. I will not be bitter
2. Bitter I will not be
3. Be bitter I will not
4. I bitter be not
5. Be sweet...like candy. No, like Kurma Madu..No. Be Bitter Sweet like Kurma Madu Tongkat Ali, and long lasting while at that too...
6. Be long lasting like any 3 Iron Maiden numbers...woohoo
7.
8.
9.

....Oh Bly Me. I am forgetting what to blogging. I Got to be going and be thinking of more resolutioning.

Heppi Nu Yer Dudes.