I am craving for a puff!!

Now I wish I am allowed to smoke while reading the Hustler's Diary.

Damn.

This NO SMOKING in the office rule should go. It wastes time. So much more can be squeezed in so little time.

Don't you see how?

1. I can smoke while on the computer and not go to the staircase.
2. I can smoke in the middle of a paperwork and not go to the staircase.
3. I can smoke and read blogs at the same time and not do them separately.
4. I can smoke and blog at the same time and not do them separately.
5. I can answer phone and smoke at the same time.
6. I can smoke while waiting the fucking proposal to print.
7. I can smoke and still close deals.
8. I can smoke and still meet deadlines.
9. ...and a lot more.

Shucks.

Now I have to go to the stairwell and "bakar".

See?